Who Writes This Garbage?

Here's the text on the back label of the Lost Angel Petite Sirah 2006, Central Coast, "cellared and

bottled" by Sapphire Brands in Paso Robles:

Legend has it, an angel came down from the sky to explore the garden of earthly delights and lost her way. Tired of searching, she created her own paradise in the region now known as Paso Robles. So happy with her…