The Clerk's Tale

Last night, of course, was Pizza & Movie Night around here, and by six p.m. I was fretting a bit about the wine. "We have tons of cabernets and zinfandels and merlots," I said to LL, "but I want something a little lighter, a little more approachable, a little less alcoholic."

"Like what?" she said.

"Oh, a carefree Dolcetto or Barbera, a Italian red with g…