So, Finally I Get a Bottle of Rockaway

I happened to be home this morning when the UPS man came to the door, setting off a blood-curdling explosion of barking and howling and growling from the dogs. "You know," he said, "you'd think they would be used to me by now." Said I: "Don't feel bad. They don't like anybody."

The box clearly held one bottle of wine. When I opened the box and saw the si…