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Restaurant Peeve #2

Restaurant Peeve #2

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Fredric Koeppel
Feb 11, 2007
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Restaurant Peeve #2
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A restaurant much like the ones you patronize.

The waiter comes to the table, hands out menus, takes drink orders and so on, and then announces that he will recite the roster of specials, the dishes that the chef -- or as the chef is known in the restaurant, "Chef" -- has created especially for your enjoyment this evening.

A bit of throat-clearing, and he…

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