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Restaurant Peeve #1

Restaurant Peeve #1

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Fredric Koeppel
Dec 17, 2006
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Restaurant Peeve #1
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The waiter swoops down and says, smirking, "Is everything wonderful?"

Or, even worse, "Is everything perfect?"

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Well, not much is perfect in this imperfect world, but could we diners please be afforded the courtesy of making our own judgments about the food and the restaurant and the service without these blatant elbows in our ribs? Asking "Is everything …

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