Perhaps We Should Just Call It All "Sparkly-Stuff"

A bulletin recently published by the Office of Champagne and the Center for Wine Origins carries the title -- or "hed," as we call it in the Worshipful Company of Ink-Stain'd Wretches -- "Poll Shows Majority of U.S. Wine Purchasers Against Misleading Labels."

One would think that this issue would fall into the category of "It Goes Without Mention." I mea…