Just So I Don't Look Like a Complete Jerk ...
... I won't name the winery whose back-label I'm about to quote here and, frankly, hold up to ridicule. The wine is a merlot that costs $35 a bottle.
We have selected this classic Bordeaux varietal from vineyards nestled on the gentle slopes of Sonoma Valley to produce an exquisite wine that rivals the very best Pommerol chateaus.
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