I Don't Get Around Much Anymore, But I Guess Bill Clinton Does

What can I do with this "press release" I received by email today except to reproduce it here the way it was sent to me? Perhaps no comment is necessary. Well, one comment: I promise that whoever wrote this "press release" really did spell "muddle" as "muttle." And one more comment, actually a question: Can "Platinum Bruno's Martini" actually cost $38? …