How Much Time Do You Spend with a Bottle of Wine?

When producers send their wine children out into the world, how do they anticipate that people who purchase the wines will drink them? Sipped as an aperitif? ("No, no," sobs the winemaker, "it's too good for that!") Consumed with an inappropriate dish? ("No, no," sobs the winemaker, "not the chili-mac!") Splashed into a plastic cup at a tail-gate party?…