Hi, I'm Prosecco, and I'm Pleased as Punch ...
... to be here tonight speaking about our elevation to DOCG status, the highest honor that can be

bestowed on an Italian wine. Yes, thank you, thank you, give it up for the little guy! Ha, ha! O.K., whew, thanks! I mean it! You're great! You're wonderful! Ha, ha! Yeah!
O.K., so, what does this all mean?
Take a look at the chart projected behind me. Uh, Gui…
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