Getcher Hands Offa My Bourbon, Thank You Very Much!

Let's nip this little trend in the bud right now.

Our January issue of Food & Wine magazine arrived Saturday. The main feature is "100 Tastes You Must Try in 2007," an extension of the magazine's annual attempt at "hip and happening" that's so pathetic it's almost cute. They actually write about "groovy" restaurants and "power couples" and "the next baby…