Get 'Em Drunk, Then They Can Order!

This routine happened to us at a restaurant last night. It's becoming a common occurrence. This is one of those steak and chop houses where a strip steak is $39 and a rib-eye is $42 and everything else is a la carte.

We're seated at the table. One waiter brings water and says, "You're waiter will be here in a moment." So the official waiter

comes, says h…