Before I'll Be Your Slave, I'll Be Buried in a Heap of Your Best Single-Estate, Organic Cacao Beans

In the past few years, chocolate has gotten pretty complicated and high-minded. This is a fad, of course, but since I like -- i.e., adore -- dark chocolate, it's a boon to go into a grocery store like Fresh Market or Whole Foods and see the array of producers and the almost infinite variety of products. Of course everyone offers plain dark chocolate in …